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shesastrangelittleboy: valiantchild: skarosoul: does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people #on 21st december the brits will be the first to die #because they won’t run #they will simply say ‘No you first’ ‘no you’ ‘I insist’ #that or form an orderly queue to die and then when someone pushes in everyone behind just tuts at them

shesastrangelittleboy:

valiantchild:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

#on 21st december the brits will be the first to die #because they won’t run #they will simply say ‘No you first’ ‘no you’ ‘I insist’ #that or form an orderly queue to die

and then when someone pushes in everyone behind just tuts at them

(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds, via youknowyourebritishwhen)

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You know you're British When...: TEA RULES.

awayaveclesfairies:

siansheep:

My understanding of tea etiquette in Britain is:

OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA.

IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

Yes. That is correct.

AND if the person is in shock, or feeling a bit strange, put sugar in their tea :)

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Currently ironing, going to bake afterwards. Going to yoga with girlfriends tonight. Am a middle class housewife already and I’m only 21. And not married, but that’s besides the point.